In this game, you massage people:
After massages are performed correctly, players are presented with images of the female clients in various poses (e.g., lounging on a beach in a bikini, playing golf while wearing a short skirt and a cleavage-bearing top, or straddling a motorcycle). Players can also move the camera and zoom in on the reward pictures.
Utterly classy, as I’m sure you’ll agree.
Make sure to thank Kotaku for funneling this into your head. Assuming there’s a finite amount of space in your brain, imagine what this pushed out.
You’ll have forgotten how to drive or something.
