gamejournos:

This is Kotaku’s “mascot”, Kotaku-Tan, who embodies everything about the website - a bunch of unrelated shit riding a fish whose lightly pixelated body implies that, if you look hard enough, you might find something vaguely related to videogames.
Kotaku: Kotaku-Tan, The T-Shirt For The Kotaku Fan [June 13th, 2010]

This really does typify Kotaku. It has nothing to do with videogames.

gamejournos:

This is Kotaku’s “mascot”, Kotaku-Tan, who embodies everything about the website - a bunch of unrelated shit riding a fish whose lightly pixelated body implies that, if you look hard enough, you might find something vaguely related to videogames.

Kotaku: Kotaku-Tan, The T-Shirt For The Kotaku Fan [June 13th, 2010]

This really does typify Kotaku. It has nothing to do with videogames.

Statue porn! How low will they go!?

Can I just say, anyone who buys one of these is one sad, pathetic, lonely fuck.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Here’s 7 pictures of women who’re going to be in Yakuza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Ashcraft is all over this shit. Kotaku once again highlights the intellectual capacity of its writers and readers with this display of pornography.

But it’s OK! This is loosely linked to videogames so it doesn’t matter! Just carry on posting your tabloid, lowest common denominator shit and watch the masses lap it up.

Over 10,000 hits can’t be wrong!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Snorlax… videogames… something…

This dress has some lines on it that resemble Snorlax.

Or, just an excuse to show pictures of women for your fapping needs. Keep up the good work, guys!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Yet more Kotaku statue porn

Imagine walking into someone’s house and seeing rows upon rows of these statues on somebody’s shelf.

Tell me you wouldn’t be totally creeped out.

Oh, and if you want an idea of the sort of people who buy this crap; from the comments:

i wouldn’t mind going into her abyss! heyooooo

Charming.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Shock Horror: Ashcraft posts pictures of skinny Japanese women

This is a thing that happened.

Why does he think any of us care?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Star Wars Corsets? OHFORFU-

Sigh.

Darth Vadar and Stormtropper corsets.

As in, a corset in black and white with a few buttons on it. VIDEOGAMES.

Don’t go into the comments if you want to remain clean. Sweaty nerds can’t contain themselves.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010 — 1 note

Yes, Kotaku… well, you know

Just think, this is someone’s job. They get paid money, actual money, for this.

Oh yeah, and this has something to do with videogames.

Kotaku, the gamer’s guide”

Monday, June 7, 2010 — 1 note

What. The. Fuck?

These, and I don’t give a fuck what you say, are children.

I’m not being jokey, or snarky here:

This is seriously not right. Kotaku is posting drawings of nude children. I don’t give a fuck that they’re “not real” and “nobody really got hurt”. They’re children. CHILDREN.

Thanks, the ever awesome, GameJournos.

Saturday, June 5, 2010 — 1 note

PSA: Kotaku Porn has a new URL

http://kotakuporn.tumblr.com/

Much easier to remember than before.

Oh, and err, Kotaku sucks.

Saturday, June 5, 2010