This is Kotaku’s “mascot”, Kotaku-Tan, who embodies everything about the website - a bunch of unrelated shit riding a fish whose lightly pixelated body implies that, if you look hard enough, you might find something vaguely related to videogames.
Kotaku: Kotaku-Tan, The T-Shirt For The Kotaku Fan [June 13th, 2010]
This really does typify Kotaku. It has nothing to do with videogames.
Can I just say, anyone who buys one of these is one sad, pathetic, lonely fuck.
Ashcraft is all over this shit. Kotaku once again highlights the intellectual capacity of its writers and readers with this display of pornography.
But it’s OK! This is loosely linked to videogames so it doesn’t matter! Just carry on posting your tabloid, lowest common denominator shit and watch the masses lap it up.
Over 10,000 hits can’t be wrong!
This dress has some lines on it that resemble Snorlax.
Or, just an excuse to show pictures of women for your fapping needs. Keep up the good work, guys!
Imagine walking into someone’s house and seeing rows upon rows of these statues on somebody’s shelf.
Tell me you wouldn’t be totally creeped out.
Oh, and if you want an idea of the sort of people who buy this crap; from the comments:
i wouldn’t mind going into her abyss! heyooooo
This is a thing that happened.
Why does he think any of us care?
Darth Vadar and Stormtropper corsets.
As in, a corset in black and white with a few buttons on it. VIDEOGAMES.
Don’t go into the comments if you want to remain clean. Sweaty nerds can’t contain themselves.
Just think, this is someone’s job. They get paid money, actual money, for this.
Oh yeah, and this has something to do with videogames.
“Kotaku, the gamer’s guide”
These, and I don’t give a fuck what you say, are children.
I’m not being jokey, or snarky here:
This is seriously not right. Kotaku is posting drawings of nude children. I don’t give a fuck that they’re “not real” and “nobody really got hurt”. They’re children. CHILDREN.
Thanks, the ever awesome, GameJournos.
Much easier to remember than before.
Oh, and err, Kotaku sucks.